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Date:4/19/2014 9:48:43 PM
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my other horse lib
I had a bad dream last night. I dreamt I went to the barn and the whole place was flooded with (CocaCola) (beverage). The horses were munching on (SweetTarts) (type of candy) and (Hamburgers) (a kind of fast food). I ran to the tack room and opened the door. Amazingly, I discovered a (Huge) (adjective) (Bear) (animal) was eating all of the bridles! I threw a (Brush)(noun) at it, screamed, “ (Big) (adjective) (Fatty) !”(noun) and shut the door. Next, I pulled my cell phone out of my pocket and tried calling the barn (Secretary)(occupation), but the voice on the other end sounded like (Zac Efron) (male celebrity), so I hung up. Just as I was about to really panic, a (Large) (adjective) figure appeared from around a stack of (Thin Mints) (type of cookies). He resembled a (Bear) (animal) with skin the color of (Kiwis) (fruit). He held a (Whip) (item of stable equipment) in his hand. He said, “Don’t worry. The (Appaloosa) (breed of horse) will be doing the (piaffe) (type of dance) at (Hollisters) (name of store) tonight.” While I was trying to figure out what he meant by that, I woke up. I swear, I’m never (Scooping Poop) (barn chore) right before bed again!
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