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The Bad Barn Dream

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I had a bad dream last night. I dreamt I went to the barn and the whole place was flooded with ______________ (beverage). The horses were munching on ________________ (type of candy) and _________________ (a kind of fast food). I ran to the tack room and opened the door. Amazingly, I discovered  a _________________ (adjective) _________________________ (animal) was eating all of the bridles! I threw a _______________ (noun) at it, screamed, “ ____________________ (adjective) _____________ !”(noun) and shut the door. Next,  I pulled my cell phone out of my pocket and tried calling the barn _____________________(occupation), but the voice on the other end sounded like _____________________ (male celebrity), so I hung up. Just as I was about to really panic, a ______________ (adjective) figure appeared from around a stack of ___________________ (type of cookies). He resembled a ___________________ (animal) with skin the color of ______________ (fruit). He held a ______________________ (item of stable equipment) in his hand. He said, “Don’t worry. The ___________________ (breed of horse) will be doing the _____________________ (type of dance) at _________________________ (name of store) tonight.” While I was trying to figure out what he meant by that, I woke up. I swear, I’m never _______________________ (barn chore) right before bed again!
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Audrey    Tipp City, OH

3/30/2017 4:27:22 PM

A tack eating goat a goat man a beer flooded barn the horses eating cocoa and hot dogs the barn chore check the barn at night thanks.

Goldie    Georgetown, IN

8/5/2013 12:26:12 PM

Thanks! It was funny!

yolo    Wazzup, IL

3/6/2013 4:20:07 PM

hilarious loved it!!!! :)

Ps, ME, don't love 1d more than your horse. :)

Me    IDK, IL

10/28/2012 2:37:08 PM

I hung up on Niall Horan!!!LOL:D

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