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The Rare Mare

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I’d like to introduce you to my new mare, ___________________ (girl’s name). By looking at her you might think I paid _______________ (number) dollars for such a ______________ (adjective) horse, but actually I traded ______________ (number) ____________________s (noun) for her. I’ve been told that’s a real bargain for a horse registered with the ______________________ (type of candy bar) _____________ (item of clothing) Horse Society of ___________________ (country). I feel so honored! Usually these horses are only owned by people who work as a __________________ (occupation). Like most of her breed, my mare is primarily _______________ (color) with a mane that makes her look like ___________________________ (female celebrity). My mare’s tail is mostly _______________ (color).  According to tradition, every ________________________ (holiday) I’m supposed to comb her tail and tie a _____________________ (vegetable) to the end. The rest of the time I keep it neat and tidy by shampooing it with ___________________ (beverage). I use a ________________________ (item of clothing) as a tail bag. My long-term goal is to take my mare to _____________ (city) where there will be a breed inspection. If my mare is good enough, she’ll be awarded a miniature ____________ (noun) to wear around her neck, symbolizing that she’s earned the status of ____________ (adjective) Mare. I will have to wait a while, because I have to save up __________ (number) dollars because the only way to get my mare to the inspection is by _____________ (type of transportation). And I have to pay ___________ (a fairy tale character) to handle her for the jury. I know it’s a lot of trouble, but owning such a rare mare is worth it!
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Cassidy    Somewhere, SK

10/27/2013 9:16:26 PM

Love these! Make me laugh everytime!

Sam    International

6/22/2013 1:28:31 PM

Haha these are funny!

sarah    crestview, FL

2/24/2013 7:00:32 PM

too cute

Olivia    Country Town, NY

12/8/2012 9:59:53 AM

hahahah! Funny! This is mine:

I'd like to introduce you to my new mare, Sierra. By looking at her you might think I paid 42 dollars for such a blue horse, but i actually traded 600 cows for her. I've been told that a real bargain for a horse registed with the Mr.Goodbar Pants Horse Society of The USA. I feel so honored! Usually these horse are only owned by people who work as a nurse. Like most of her breed, my mare os primarily bay with a mane that makes her look like Britiny Spears. My mares tail is mostly gray. According to tradition, every halloween, I'm supposed to comb her tail and tie a carrot to the end. The rest of the time i keep it neat and tidy by shampooing it with beer. I use a hunt coat as a tail bag. My long term goal is to take my mare to Albany, were there will be a breed inspection. If my mare is good enough, she will be awarded a mini Bicycle, to wear around her neck, symbolizing she has earned the status of small mare. I will have to wait, while because i have to save up 10,000 dollars because the only way to get my mare to the inspection is by City Bus. and i have to pay cinderella to handle her for the jury. I know it's alot of trouble, but ownining such a rare mare is worth it!

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