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You Know You're a Horse Lover When...

Check out these funny one-liners to determine if you're a horse lover.

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  • Your school book report is on the Dover Saddlery catalog.

  • You hurt your foot and tell your friends you came up lame.

  • You are elated when a nice pair of jeans is ripped or stained because you just gained a new pair of comfortable riding jeans!

  • You see a great looking guy riding a horse and only notice the horse.

  • You lean forward as your car goes over a speed bump.

  • The only shoes you have are covered in mud and manure.

  • You quickly hop out of bed at 5am to head to a big horse show when just the day before you hit the snooze alarm over and over until you were late for work.

  • You tie your tennis shoes in a quick release knot.

  • You walk behind your car and touch it so it knows you are there.

  • You'd rather muck stalls than clean your house.

  • You go on vacation and call twice a day to check on the horses and forget to ask about the kids.

  • You see a golf course and think about how that would make great pastureland.

  • Towing capacity and wheel base are more important to you than gas mileage.

  • Your friends and family check the barn before the house to see if you are home.

  • You refer to your bedroom as your stall.

  • You're spending more money on hay to make your horse "go" than gas for your car.

  • You're the only girl on your block whose favorite shoes are a pair of muck boots.

  • Your hair style is determined by how well it'll fit underneath a helmet.

  • All the "good carrots" are saved for your horse but the "bad carrots" go into the pot of stew you're fixing for dinner.

  • You cut your finger and you have to run out to the tackroom because that's where all your first aid supplies are located.

  • When there's just as much horse hair on your clothes as on your horse.

  • You say “whoa” as you hit your car brakes.

  • Your horse's shampoo is more expensive than your human shampoo.

  • Your horse gets his dinner before your kids do.

  • You go to the supermarket in your breeches and boots.

  • Your horse's stable is spotless and your house is always a mess.

  • Your veterinarian is number one on your speed dial and your husband is number two.
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Audrey    Tipp City, OH

3/25/2017 3:29:49 PM

Your a horse lover when... Your belly hurts and your Dr says you have a case of colic or you need to go to the Dr but you went to the vet.

Kathy Frostman    Duluth, Mn, MN

11/24/2016 2:14:26 PM

It is when you have a lot of horse stuff and you want more, because you are a horse lover.

Karen    Batesburg, SC

11/13/2016 10:36:35 AM

Your Husband ask you what you want for your birthday and you tell him new stall mats!

Alyssa    cedar springs, MI

4/8/2016 11:12:46 AM

you know you're a horse lover when you get catalogs sent to your house just so you can look at tack you can't afford.

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